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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

I love teachers who don’t have enough fucks to give

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"Thank god for Fan Fiction Writers"

- Every Fandom Ever (via indefinitely-rad)

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jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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kblovesit:

Iconic. (x)
6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

santa-called-me-a-ho:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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When you become a stripper

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chaoticfood:

Baked Tomato and Egg Cups

3 Roma tomatoes, halved and seeded (look for larger Roma tomatoes)
6 eggs (smaller eggs are better for Roma tomatoes)
salt and pepper to taste
fresh herbs
toasted bread for serving
Preheat oven to 450º
Place tomatoes on a baking sheet. You might need to slice a tiny bit off the bottom of each tomato to keep them level on the pan.
Crack eggs and gently place in the cavity of each tomato.
Season with salt and pepper. I added dried red pepper flakes for a little heat.
Bake for 6-7 minutes if you like your eggs runny. 8-10 for soft set.
Remove from oven and top with fresh chopped herbs.
Serve as is or on top of a crusty piece of toasted bread. This is also wonderful stuffed into a toasted bagel.
http://abeautifulbite.com/baked-tomato-and-egg-cups/
officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career